he’s a classically trained painter. he’s been a lawyer for over a hundred years and won only one case. he captained the titanic for two seconds. he swore to never go back to england because some english guys were mean to his wife. he was jack the ripper. he burned down two buildings to help fund a high school volleyball team. he can play every single instrument. he stuffed a living human man into a coffin because he got baby fever. absolutely no one’s doing it like him
i am NOT fucking letting tiktok teens be nostalgic for fucking aeropostle, skinnybrow, mandatory hair straightening 2007-2010 fashion, we literally rock bottomed in every fucking regard in those years
excluding the dance music which fucking ruled for no reason
none of you know true tragedy unless youve ever worked in a circus to try and buy your girl a wedding ring but you get stuck in a gorilla suit and everyones too doggone scared to help you out of it
this guy is genuinely excited and happy and nobody can take that away from him but there are a few indelibly hilarious things about this video that i will not spoil